Yo-yo-yo! What up fools? It’s me, “The Man“, Zac Ryan! So, you finally decided to check me out, huh? Well, fasten your seat belts, cause you’re now witnessing the most amazing basketball player IN DA WORLD!! How’d I get this good you ask? Well, it’s simple chump. I was born with mad skills, dawg! I just need to step on the court and I’m pure perfection! Rest on defense and shoot on offense! That’s my motto. Yo, scoring is what basketball’s all about, man! So don’t hit the snack bar, ‘cause you may just miss me breakin’ someone’s ankles!